My Special Present.....

Nobody is texting me tonight, even Derek - I'm a retard!

Kerry isnt well but she's getting better and hopes she will be able to come to our Girls Christmas Lunch on Sunday.

I've wrapped all my Christmas presents and hopefully its all ready to rock n roll. I cant think of one person I've missed out but no doubt come Christmas day I'll remember someone. I've had loads of presents from work, 7 boxes of chocolates, 2 bottles of vodka, gift vouchers, a lovely big box of stuff from Boots and a set from Next. Oh and a pen. James came up tonight and ate one of my boxes of chocolates (and took a tenner) but thats a good thing cos the less I have the less I will eat!!

Today I had my 4th turkey dinner. It was really nice. I had chicken liver pate, turkey with the trimmings and then chocolate orange trifle which I'm going to recreate as soon as I buy trifle dishes.

Mister Man came over on Tuesday night, it was hugely brilliant and he's been soooo nice to me since then. He gave me a pair of earrings and I gave him all his presents. It was cute. And on Wednesday morning when I went in, the second I opened the door to the office I could smell his aftershave and sure enough there he was talking to one of the engineers, I couldnt keep the smile off my face. He had the tie on I got him too but I never found that out until he text me last night and then I felt really bad cos I didnt notice but he had jackets on every time I seen him yesterday. I wish I'd seen it on him though. I did give him into trouble for using all his presents before Christmas cos I know he was using other stuff I'd bought him too but I dont mind cos it was like our own mini-Christmas.

I'm trying to make loads of plans for Christmas time cos I dont want to waste it lying about the flat eating all they chocolates! I'm going out with the girls on Christmas Eve. Christmas Day I'll be occupied all day, Boxing Day through to Wednesday 27th I am freeee as a bird. Thursday I'm occupied.....and then completely free as a bird til I go back to work! I'm going through to Irvine at some point for my birthday dinner (weeks late but I havent had a chance to do anything for it) and I'll need to get up to Kerry's to see her tree and have some chat. New Year I dont even want to think about, its always so rubbish. I would be quite happy ordering a pizza from Dominos and watching Bridget Jones!

Tomorrow is the last day of work and I cannot wait!! We're getting away at 12 and somehow I've ended up volunteering to go and get cheeseburgers for everyone! Hopefully they will have forgotten by tomorrow. I am totally in holiday mode already so I might just go and get them...then go a wee wander while I'm out. But actually I cant cos I'm skint.

Hee hee Simon Cowell is really really funny!

Some loser broke into my dad's van today and stole his whole collection of Rod Stewart CDs, his Meatloaf CD, some money and his jacket. How low will people go? Everything is replaceable but its the 21st December for god's sake. Luckily they never got into the back of his van cos he's done so much work in there making it into a wee transportable workshop they could have made such a mess and he had all his tools there. Horrible people.

Anyway roll on 12 noon tomorrow baaaaby yeaaah!

I am loving looking out the window and seeing all the frost settling. Do you get frost at night? I Well whatever it is, its sooooo Christmassy!

Only 4 working days left lalalalaaaa. I need to work on getting Lou into the Christmas spirit. She is being a little Grinch!

Oooh and I start back in Glasgow on January 10th. I will miss my pals but its time for a change, Mister Man has been telling me for a long while now that I need it and I realise he's right.

As usual almost my whole week is mapped out, tomorrow & Thursday are spoken for, Wednesday I think I'll have to go to mum's with presents, Saturday I'm thinking about having some family over for a visit and on Sunday I'm going for Christmas Eve lunch with the girls!

I really should be in bed right now but I'm waiting on my nail polish drying, dum di dummm.

Here is my Christmas joke:

Two snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other:

"can you smell carrots?"

Its my favourite joke of all time!!!!

Update

Well I confronted one of the guys who was in my taxi (we'll call him Ian) and he said that the other guy who was in my taxi (we'll call him Jim) said that I wasnt going home!

Then another guy (we'll call him Eamonn) said that Ian had told him that he had told Jim that I wasnt going home.

So all the men are lying. But that is no surprise, cos as we all know.....ALL MEN LIE!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend Round-Up

Well the night out went well. I danced alll night and was quite drunk. My new shoes got ruined but I managed to take them back and get a refund - belter! £60 up!

My taxi left without me so Andy and Derek had to put money in and get me a taxi home from Kilmarnock!!! We each put £20 in waaargh! Mister Man says he's going to give them the money back though....I didnt tell him I put money in.

Saturday was a bit of a lost day. Omg though I got the biggest burger ever from McDonalds, it was bloody amazing...a Big Tasty with bacon which was the size of my face! And an Orange Matchmakers McFlurry, mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Today I went to the Fort to take my shoes back, but we got stuck in traffic for over an hour. Luckily I had made a Christmas CD to keep us entertained hee hee. We only got half an hour at the Fort before it closed then went to Braehead which was open til 8, lalalalaaaaaaa.

OK need to go write some Christmas cards, time is running out!!!

Other than that, no gossip, no news!

Palaver!

Well. I am going to the night out. No matter how much I tell him I'm not going he is just not hearing me. He even got his best pal to send me an email

" Hi Kirsty; Spoke with jim tonight,he tells me you might not make our xmas night out,I hope you can manage to come,cause it would not be the same without you,who else could I talk to or have gossip for,will speakwith you in the morning."

I traipsed all round the town looking for something to wear today, I bought a pair of shoes. Shoes that go with nothing I own!!!

So I still have nothing to wear for a night out that starts in less than 24 hours.

Christ

I told him I wasn't going to his night out and he hasnt spoken to me since.

Well that's what he gets for railroading me into it!

Scariest Moment This Year.....

..........Barry Manilow on the Royal Variety Performance!

Oh My Word!

Hmmmph I think I'm going to stop talking to a certain person for a wee while. He's the nicest person on earth when I'm ignoring him, and a big ignoramus when I'm nice to him!

The bugger

News

We have the EPCM on the project I'm going onto so I start in Jan! My boss says its up to me when I move!

Waargh!

Pheeew just ate a big fry up, belly doesnt know what's hit it.

Got a letter in from Bellway Homes this morning notifying me that they are building 202 flats, terraces, semis & detached dwellings behind my carpark. Am very excited about nosying on my new neighbours. Lalalaaaa.

Am wondering if that's why Twirly Girly next door moved out.

Sore head has gone lalalalaaaa.

PMSL I love Stiffler.

Today at work was RUBBISH. I had to go to reception and back FOUR times in the freezing wind and rain! I was seething.

Sometime in the afternoon McLarry came in with a big Flake cake and Genievieve appeared. She gave me gorgeous presents, that girl just doesnt know when to close her purse! She gave me Benefit Hoola, Benefit Valley of the Stars and a gorgeous wee River Island vest and pants set. I love vest and pants set! Oh and a wee keyring thing like a sandal.

Then I went to my mum's and got loads of pressies and money. Oh and how could I forget, Helen gave me 24 bags of Monster Munch which I havent opened yet.

That is 24 bags of Monster Munch wrapped up in wrapping paper.

So tomorrow I need to get my ass out of work, home get ready, do nails etc etc etc.....I'm scared to actually think about everything I still have to do!!

Nobody is blogging.

They're all rubbish.

Feck

Mister Man just noticed my eyebrows. He is the first person who has spoken to me this morning and he noticed in seconds.

This is NOT good.

Round Up

Well I ended up having a really nice wee birthday.

I got lovely pressies from the girls, I havent seen any of my family yet but I am going straight to my mum's tomorrow night after work for cake and presents!

Leanne brought me up a wee cake today and pressies then Kerry brought me up gorgeous necklace. Its sooo me, I love it!

Then we all traipsed to the beautician. I look very evil with no eyebrows but I like my new eyelashes. I'm hoping I will get used to my evil looking eyebrows. Also hoping the guys in work dont notice my eyebrows cos I will never live it down. I bet even Evil George would be scared of me! Mebbe not though.

After beautician we dropped Kerry off who had a lovey chicken stew waiting for her (which she was NOT willing to share!) and Leanne and I went to Subway for the low fat takeaway option. Although Leanne's wasnt really low fat as she got 2 packets of crisps to accompany it. Lucky bugger.

And that was that! The only people I didnt hear from was my wee brother (shocker!) and Mister Man (which I actually am a bit shocked at but if thats how he wants to be then that's that).

I'm now all ready for bed, couldnt put Leanne's new jammies on as I'm about 5 inches too short for them, and knowing me I would trip up and fall through my mirrored wardrobe or something! I'll swap them for a wee three quarter length set at the weekend.

I've now had a sore head for 24 hours. Should I be worried?

I am bored and lonely on my birthday. Isnt that sad?

I'm also all dressed up with nowhere to go. I intended going shopping but I'm sitting here with my boots on all ready to go out the door and I cant face it, I cant face the outside world. I'm going to have to go out at some point as I have an appointment at 6pm with the beautician.

I'm bright orange cos I have 5 layers of fake tan on. Kerry is going to die when she sees me.

And Mister Man didnt even wish me a happy birthday.

I turn old tomorrow. Twenty eight years old. 28. How scary is that? I'm nearly 30. 30!

I'm having the day off, hopefully have a long lie, then maybe go a wee donder up Glasgow. Then I'm going to get my eyebrows waxed and my eyelashes dyed for the night out on Friday.

I'm looking forward to the night out. I dont need to do anything except have a good time - shouldnt be too hard!

Jeez my feet are killing me, absolutely pulsating killing me. I'm not used to little heels. Just back from Braehead. I've no idea what I bought. I think I bought about 6 pairs of pants, I know I bought a bag for my mum. I really cant think what else but I know everything was very heavy. I cant be bothered unpacking it all.

Mister Man is being very funny, funny haha like, without meaning to be! He can sit on it and spin. Bloody crawling right up my erse. Well he's too late! I never used any of his vouchers.....still debating whether to buy something for myself with them or someone else. I might need to use them for groceries cos I am skint. S.K.I.N.T. I dont think I could go to his night out even if I wanted to.

I'm off on Wednesday lalalalaaaaaaa

Retro Weekend!

I have regressed back to a 14 year old (actually didnt have to work very hard at that as not a lot has changed since I was 14!!), I'm loving the Take That comeback! I've watched an audience with Take That twice and I'm now halfway through the concert for the 2nd time. Awww wee Marky.

Not done much else this weekend, its been too wet and miserable and I havent been feeling that great, v. sleepy, I suspect from dinner on Friday night. Ordered some more Christmas presents yesterday. Only a wee bit of my Dad's and James to do now and I think we'll just go out shopping for his together whenever I can find a spare minute when its not raining outside.

Today I've been tidying the flat except it doesnt look any tidier than it did when I started. I dont think the flat will be tidy until Christmas is by, I've got boxes of stuff and presents all over the place. The boxroom is like a coup.

I started writing out Christmas cards for people in work, I managed 2 before I got fed up. And they werent even for people on site, it was 2 people back in the office. Think I'll just take my box of cards into work and write them out only when someone gives me one. I know its mean but I dont care, quite frankly I have enough to be thinking about. Like organising taxis for 20 or so people by Friday 8th December, I dont even want to think about that right now, I feel a bit sick at the thought of trying to find a company willing to take it on.

Right now I need to think whether or not I have everything I need for the night out on Friday as I only have one free evening until then, and that is tomorrow night!

I have booze, I have a dress, I have shoes....what more do I need?

Just paid my Ross & On-The-Fiddle factor's bill. So that's me skint for Christmas.

I HATE them, horrible nasty evil company. Charging us for work that none of us even think has been carried out. Exactly WHAT was powerwashed and why did it cost £452.50? Was there 10 men power washing whatever it was that was so dirty??

Feckers.

Ooookay

Exactly how did Matt win I'm a Celeb??

WTF happened there??

Confused!

My hair is rubbish! It was perfect and beautiful before I went to hairdresser. When I came out it was fluffy and wild!

I should have listened when Mister Man said "it looks fine to me" when I told him I was leaving early to go to hairdressers. In man speak this is a huge compliment dontcha know.

Oh yeah we're speaking again....slightly. I sent him a nasty (but deserved) email which he never replied to so he may not be speaking to me. I'm enjoying this now!

Here is my tree for Louise.