I am bored and lonely on my birthday. Isnt that sad?

I'm also all dressed up with nowhere to go. I intended going shopping but I'm sitting here with my boots on all ready to go out the door and I cant face it, I cant face the outside world. I'm going to have to go out at some point as I have an appointment at 6pm with the beautician.

I'm bright orange cos I have 5 layers of fake tan on. Kerry is going to die when she sees me.

And Mister Man didnt even wish me a happy birthday.