Wooohooo Congrats to Me!

On my 100th post!!

The previous post with my fireplace on was the 100th.

I'm finding it v difficult to blog (a) because I have no laptop and (b) I sit at the worst desk in the history of desks. I currently have the screen minimised so much that I cant even see what I'm typing right now.

Havent heard a dickiebird from Dell, I dont even know if Wee Lappy made it in one piece. Hmph. I'm assuming all is ok and I'll hear in due course.

In the meantime I've been sending hundreds of text messages (200-odd since Friday eeeek), reading lots of magazines, some crappy book, shopping and making Mars bar cake. I should be taking the opportunity to sleep as I'm fecking chattered. I have developed a stiff neck! Not sure what thats all about. Putting it down to Mister Man related tension.

Louise is away to London with the guy she dumped a fortnight ago. Lovely stuff. I'm sure they'll be having a ball.

Kerry is staying in the Highlands for the rest of her life.

And the girl next door is moving out and I'm going to get stuck with a student jakie who will wee all over the close and put jobbies through my letterbox.

Life doesnt get any better.