Just shoot me now

B: What you up to?
K: On couch. Spent £60 quid in Tesco. Mental
B: Aye that is mental
K: What you doin?
B: Cuttin the grass
K: Watch you dont hurt your back
B: Aye i will take it nice and slow.

Half hour later

K: Bring me pizza at 6pm
B: Am in pub now, sorry.

How has this lasted for 3 years? Is this what's its like to be old and married? Is it any wonder I never want to be old and married. Being old I can cope with.....but the above drivel? I think not.

OMG I swear to fuckin god there is a plane coming straight for my living room. Either that or a UFO. Please let it be a plane!!