Wednesday

Well I've made it to Wednesday, in one piece too! Yesterday was baaad, Monday was baaad, today started off bad but then Mark & I went up to see the new office and it cheered me up immensely! I luuurve my new desk! I will photo it on Friday when we're moving in. I'll be Googlechatting til the cows come home!

On Saturday I'm going out for lunch with Helen & Nicole Ritchie, I cant wait to find out what Nicole says about her fight with Paris!

Nothing else really happening. Payday today - always a good feeling!

Doooofus

Why am I such a doooofus? Why did I email him?

Dooooooofus!

I miss Dave. He's staying with Granny & Grampa for a week and they're taking him to Edinburgh. Today they're in Ayr. I keep looking out my bedroom window and thinking he's been stolen. Bless. I just phoned my dad and he said he's pushed out his big dimple. Hee hee.

Louise, Helen and I are going to La Tasca on Saturday. We're all making pudding or something. I kinda missed that conversation so am not sure what's happening but I know Louise is making tablet and I'm making my infamous empire biscuits.

La Tasca with Lynn was not a success as I overestimated the size of my stomach, ate too much and therefore could barely walk. So I was home and in my jammies for 10pm. At least I have learned my lesson and wont be making that mistake again.

Ooooh should I phone and hang up to see if he's at his desk??? Hmmm.

Oh the wee man is sitting on my shoulders again. And I think he's had a few pie suppers.

Tonight was very revealing. That's all I can say. I've seen him for what he is. "Finally" I hear Louise & Kerry saying!

omg I'm so late as usual but havent blogged in ages and ages.

Me and Mister Man fell out and havent spoken in days. Thats fine.

Last night I had amazing dream. He wasnt in my amazing dream...funny that.

Ok will blog properly when I get home. I'm late I'm late for a very important date! As a very wise rabbit/hare(?) once said.

Lost Weekend

Oh gaaawd. Am i alive?

I wonder how much I drank on Friday night. Too much I definitely know that. This is me just feeling like myself again and now I have to catch up on all the housework and washings and hair-doings!

I've posted all the night out photos onto another blog.

I burnt my finger making banana bread so it hurts to type.

I have a new job. I am a binman/janny/mover person. The guys in the Glasgow Office are all lazy bams and like to create a mess which is not the cleaner's job to clean up, so it falls to me. Today was spent lugging boxes and boxes of stationery and boxes of A4 paper around while 20 men sat on their arses and watched me. One guy, who was in a meeting all day and didnt actually witness me lugging the boxes, came out his meeting and brought in some boxes of A3 paper which I couldnt even attempt to carry. Without me even asking him. So he's offically now the only person in the office who I like. And he will be rewarded tomorrow with some chocolate.

I'm just home and need to start getting ready for night out tomorrow but now I've sat down its hard to get back up again.

Louise and I went out for drinks last night and never got home til 10 because my bus service only runs 1 per hour after 6pm. Great eh. The hours were flying so quickly that I kept missing the bus. It was nice to be out anyway.

Ok absolutely must go and get into the shower.

I have a new job. I am a binman/janny/mover person. The guys in the Glasgow Office are all lazy bams and like to create a mess which is not the cleaner's job to clean up, so it falls to me. Today was spent lugging boxes and boxes of stationery and boxes of A4 paper around while 20 men sat on their arses and watched me. One guy, who was in a meeting all day and didnt actually witness me lugging the boxes, came out his meeting and brought in some boxes of A3 paper which I couldnt even attempt to carry. So he's offically now the only person in the office who I like. And he will be rewarded tomorrow with some chocolate.

I'm just home and need to start getting ready for night out tomorrow but now I've sat down its hard to get back up again.

Louise and I went out for drinks last night and never got home til 10 because my bus service only runs 1 per hour after 6pm. Great eh. The hours were flying so quickly that I kept missing the bus. It was nice to be out anyway.

Ok absolutely must go and get into the shower.

Woohoo just fixed lappy! I was having a recurring problem which was driving me bonkers. Thanks to Google and clever-tech-type-people out there I'm all fixed!

Mister Man had his empire biscuit today and said "did you make the biscuit bits yourself?", so I take it he was hugely impressed. Helen said I have the baking skills of a 12 year old.....Louise made it better by saying I have the artistic skills of a 12 year old. I cant argue with that.

Am currently working my way through this box of chocolates. Am hoping to god I dont get any boxes of chocs for Valentines Day (aye right, who am I kidding).

Roll on Friday - cant wait to see all my pals!!! And have a lie in with a wee bit of a hangover. Lovely stuff. First proper drink of the year!

OMG I hate working in the Glasgow Office. Its rubbish. I thought things were a wee bit unorganised on site, but in here its utter mayhem. There is little or no communication between people and things run about as smooth as Mister Man’s face on a Sunday!

I hate getting the bus to work, its cold and boring and the buses are too busy. I cant switch the heating on. And I cant bung the music up full blast.

I hate lunchtimes where everything is so expensive and there’s nowhere for me to go. I cant just jump in the car and go for a wee shop.

And mostly I hate having no pals in here. There’s no McShandy to go for breakfast with, no McLarry to bring me evil. And no Mister Man. Am a little loner Billy No Mates.

Finished Result - They are Yummy & a Bit Mad!

Oh Holy Moly

Ok.....what made me think baking empire biscuits were a good idea??

My first batch are in the oven. Had to split into 2 batches because my baking tray is only big enough for 6 'biscuits'. I'm sat in front of the oven right now watching them. Unfortunately they seem to be spreading one into the other. Hopefully they'll stop growing soon. My lovely clean kitchen has been transformed into a (flour) bomb site and I have gunk under my fingernails.

I'm sure the banana bread will work out a lot better!

Look What We Built!

Built with my own fair hands with (A LOT of) help from my bruv. Now I need to think where to put it and what to put on it!

I'm Very Busy.....Doing Nothing

I am supposed to be cleaning but I think I'm all cleaned out, I've been up til god knows what time every night this week tidying & cleaning for this survey guy, and I know he's going to be in and out in 5 mins! My hands feel horrible.

Last night I went to Tesco (to get sandpaper but they didnt sell it so went to B&Q for that) and I bought flour, icing sugar, caster sugar and blue food dye! I'm going to make Empire Biscuits (when the man leaves)! Oh, Oh and icing pens that I can write on food with!!! Very excited. I'll take a photo of them for sure. And I'm going to make a banana loaf too. People should visit me for cake, biscuits and coffee at the weekend. It'll be like a church coffee morning. Hahaha.

Hmmmmmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TZgMsBaOJs

Awww All Over Again

Holy moly, cant believe I haven't blogged since Wednesday!

This weekend hmm. Well on Friday I fell asleep (after my huge lunch that I brought home from Greggs, god it was good though) and woke up about 7 o'clock feeling rubbish, I don't like falling asleep during the day, it knocks me out. I watched Big Brother and just had a quiet one. Ate 2 M&S microwave meals for dinner, honest to God I am going to turn into a hippo - I cant have one of anything!


On Saturday I cleaned and did boring stuff (for some reason I decided to re-arrange one of my underwear drawers - entirely pointless waste of an hour), and did some internet shopping, ordered a shelf unit (I didn't entirely think this one through, I don't know where I'm going to put it!), 2 cushions, another duvet set(!!) and another bale of Christy towels. This blog seems to be a record of my purchases, how boring for everyone.


Today I went shopping of course! I went up Glasgow with Leanne and I bought absolutely nothing. Traipsed away up to Starbucks Bothwell Street for my tazo tea and it was bloody shut. I was gutted man gutted!!! Ended up having a stupid Twinnings in stupid Costa Coffee - not amused! I'm having a Kirsty tazo tea right now (and 2 walnut whips!) but its not the same.


Mister Man has just left, away with his wee bag of crisps. Haha I never let him leave empty handed, was thinking that earlier on, I always give him something for his journey home. Eejit.


I'm going out for my birthday next weekend! Yum yum! Then on 16th Feb I'm going sledging in Xscape (cept I'm not sledging but I'm not telling them that yet - it will make my hair curly).


And that's that. Back to work tomorrow and I haven't did a scrap of ironing tho I can see it all from here, hmph.


Oh CONGRATS to Louise who moved into her flat today. Here is her bed for all you weirdos out there (I am one of them as Louise will confirm).

The Only Way is Up! Baaaby

Its almost Thursday!!! I dont know why I get so excited about the weekend, I dont actually do anything, at least during the week I have a purpose and something to get out of bed for!

Went to mum's for dinner tonight, so am all stuffed. Came home and NTL box appears to be a bit broken so I'm watching a blank TV screen, its fascinating.

The first thing that hit me when I walked into my living room tonight was the smell of lillies, I'm sorry but its totally bogging, and I'm pretty sure its giving me a sore head. They smell of wee!! I woud chuck them out the window but I feel bad cos they were a gift. So for future reference I like roses - NOT lillies. Gads and there's still loads of pods that havent opened yet.

My new neighbour chapped the door last night. Eeeeeek. To complain about the smell of lillies coming from my flat. Hahaha not really. The postman had left a parcel sitting outside my door so he took it in so it wouldnt get nicked which was nice of him. He is tall and has tattoos. And his name is Barry. I miss Twirly Girly, I will never forgive her for leaving me.

Louise & I watched the best programme ever last night! And Sarah Smart is in it, she is my favouritest actress. And its on again tonight & Thursday night and Tuesday & Wednesday next week!!! Lalalaaaa.

Ok going to go and read some Harry before Sarah is on.

Oh Starbucks thing is NOT going well. Still having one every day. Well tomorrow's another day.

Ohhhh I Feel Old

Well that's Monday over. It was quite quick, apart from the usual waiting on the bus part which can take anything from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. I suppose I really should look at the bus timetables before I leave work on a freezing cold night.

I was taken for lunch today, I had a big bacon cheeseburger with chips, then I went into the big office where my boss gave me my gold diamond encrusted lapel pin. I'm going to save it up, then when I have a few maybe I can make a wee ring or something from them all!

Then when I got back to my own desk, my PM had left a bunch of flowers and a wee box of chocolates on my desk with a note saying "the first 10 years are the hardest" hee hee.

What was that I was saying about the never ending boxes of chocolates???

Weekend!

Nearly over again...I think I might be filling out some holiday forms this week.

This weekend guess what I did? Yes, I went shopping - shocker!

I bought 3 lamps, 1 each for my bedside table, and one for my living room.








They were extortionate.........I'm allowed to spend up to £100 from my work as my 10-year anniversary gift, so I'm wondering if they would let me put that money towards the cost of the lamps?

Not much else happened, on Saturday I went to my mum's for dinner and to pick up my duvet coat (biiig padded coat with a big hood that I can lose myself in) as its going to be snowing again next week. Then we all went up to my gran's.

Mister Man visited this morning, I done some ironing as its been piled up on one of my couches for about a fortnight now. So I now have two couches again, which is a plus! Then went to the lampshop.

And now I'm going to get back to Harry Potter and my big box of Thorntons chocolates. No matter how many boxes of chocolates I open, the pile doesnt seem to decrease any!!

Whoops! This is What Happens When I'm Bored!