OMG I hate working in the Glasgow Office. Its rubbish. I thought things were a wee bit unorganised on site, but in here its utter mayhem. There is little or no communication between people and things run about as smooth as Mister Man’s face on a Sunday!

I hate getting the bus to work, its cold and boring and the buses are too busy. I cant switch the heating on. And I cant bung the music up full blast.

I hate lunchtimes where everything is so expensive and there’s nowhere for me to go. I cant just jump in the car and go for a wee shop.

And mostly I hate having no pals in here. There’s no McShandy to go for breakfast with, no McLarry to bring me evil. And no Mister Man. Am a little loner Billy No Mates.