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So Mister Man turned up today in a flipping Mercedes!

I didnt actually realise even though I had seen the car in my carpark, I didnt see him emerging from it. I only clocked on when I seen his "Mercedes Benz" keyring lying on my table and thought to myself "OMG please dont tell me he's one of these ones that has a Porsche keyring but drives around in a Ford Fiesta" so I jokingly said "have you got a new car?" and he said aye.....and then it fell into place in my head that the Merc in the carpark was his. OMG. He got it a few weeks ago!!!! And never cracked a line!!

What goes on in that man's head?? We speak every single (EVERY SINGLE!) day and he doesnt tell me he has a new car???

AAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!