So Mister Man turned up today in a flipping Mercedes!
I didnt actually realise even though I had seen the car in my carpark, I didnt see him emerging from it. I only clocked on when I seen his "Mercedes Benz" keyring lying on my table and thought to myself "OMG please dont tell me he's one of these ones that has a Porsche keyring but drives around in a Ford Fiesta" so I jokingly said "have you got a new car?" and he said aye.....and then it fell into place in my head that the Merc in the carpark was his. OMG. He got it a few weeks ago!!!! And never cracked a line!!
What goes on in that man's head?? We speak every single (EVERY SINGLE!) day and he doesnt tell me he has a new car???
AAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Ucccch, Weekend Over Already
Cant believe its nearly over, is pish!
Friday night I got a wee bitty tipsy and invited Leanne over. She brought us a Subway for dinner and we watched Ugly Betty and Big Brother.
Saturday I slept in a wee bit, but made it to the hairdressers and got all my hair mega chopped off and my eyelashes tinted & eyebrows waxed. Left there and came straight home, changed my top and straight back out again to meet Kerry up Paisley to get the train to Troon!
We got to Helen's around half 4 and immediately started drinking and trampolining (trampolining is immense). We went to Apple Inn for dinner which was very delish and I'll definitely be going back.
After dinner we went to a million pubs, and got very very drunk. Kerry and I were supposed to be going home but after a 16 mile walk to the train station we discovered we missed the train. So we went back to the pub and got a bit more drunk! I forgot to mention that we all participated in a spot of Karaoke....Helen and I sang (and I use that word loosely) "does he love me, I wanna know, how can I tell if he loves me so...". We were amazing. And never got booed! Kerry sang "I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe" with big buff Dave. I would like to say they were magnificent but by the time they were on I was hugely steamboats and cant remember!
At the end of the night we had the beautifullest chicken pakora I've ever had in my life and I spilled the sauce all over my jeans and the taxi. I think I'm barred from that taxi. I also spilled it all over Helen's hall....not sure if I'm barred from Helen's. Kerry and I had another go on the trampoline, Helen's neighbours must hate us. Then Kerry & Helen watched Doctor Who while I nodded off on the couch.
It was the funniest night ever, my stomach muscles actually hurt from all the laughter! Immense!
So we got up this morning and caught the train at the back of 9 believe it or not! And I was safely in my bed for half 10! I got the train and a bus with very suspicious looking pakora sauce all over my crotch. I must have smelled beautiful.
Mister Man came over around half 12, awww he is a honey. I sent him a lovely text message last night "Tr6nn is scary slacy doll" heh heh I heart drunken texts.
Once he left I wandered over to my mum's house and we did a wee bit of shopping. Stayed at theirs for dinner then came home and washed my hair, did washings etc etc.
I am POOPED!
Friday night I got a wee bitty tipsy and invited Leanne over. She brought us a Subway for dinner and we watched Ugly Betty and Big Brother.
Saturday I slept in a wee bit, but made it to the hairdressers and got all my hair mega chopped off and my eyelashes tinted & eyebrows waxed. Left there and came straight home, changed my top and straight back out again to meet Kerry up Paisley to get the train to Troon!
We got to Helen's around half 4 and immediately started drinking and trampolining (trampolining is immense). We went to Apple Inn for dinner which was very delish and I'll definitely be going back.
After dinner we went to a million pubs, and got very very drunk. Kerry and I were supposed to be going home but after a 16 mile walk to the train station we discovered we missed the train. So we went back to the pub and got a bit more drunk! I forgot to mention that we all participated in a spot of Karaoke....Helen and I sang (and I use that word loosely) "does he love me, I wanna know, how can I tell if he loves me so...". We were amazing. And never got booed! Kerry sang "I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe, I got you babe" with big buff Dave. I would like to say they were magnificent but by the time they were on I was hugely steamboats and cant remember!
At the end of the night we had the beautifullest chicken pakora I've ever had in my life and I spilled the sauce all over my jeans and the taxi. I think I'm barred from that taxi. I also spilled it all over Helen's hall....not sure if I'm barred from Helen's. Kerry and I had another go on the trampoline, Helen's neighbours must hate us. Then Kerry & Helen watched Doctor Who while I nodded off on the couch.
It was the funniest night ever, my stomach muscles actually hurt from all the laughter! Immense!
So we got up this morning and caught the train at the back of 9 believe it or not! And I was safely in my bed for half 10! I got the train and a bus with very suspicious looking pakora sauce all over my crotch. I must have smelled beautiful.
Mister Man came over around half 12, awww he is a honey. I sent him a lovely text message last night "Tr6nn is scary slacy doll" heh heh I heart drunken texts.
Once he left I wandered over to my mum's house and we did a wee bit of shopping. Stayed at theirs for dinner then came home and washed my hair, did washings etc etc.
I am POOPED!
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