I have lost 6lbs. I did 2 weeks on Slimfast but it was pants so I went onto my own wee diet, and have shifted 6lbs in total. But that is without exercise so I suspect I will need to get active if I really want to tone up. My mum bought me a hula hoop but I’m not sure how much ‘work’ that entails, and if it will really shift any of the blubber. Also I can’t keep it on my hips so I spend most of the time bending down to pick the damn thing up off the floor. Kerry has suggested we go to water aerobics which I really like the idea of, I just don’t like the idea of having to start washing my hair at 9.30pm which is the earliest time we would be home for afterwards. I guess if I really want to tone up then I will just have to bite the bullet……..(does hoovering once every three months count as regular exercise?)

My Toboggan-bogging prince was at the bus stop this morning. All he said was “good morning” and “how are you”. We are yet to finalise the wedding arrangements. Kerry was eyeing him up on the bus, I could tell she was jealous of my catch. Maybe she could be another of his wives. I wouldn’t mind, it would be company for me when I move over to Tobago.

I have ignored Mister Man for 26 hours now. By ‘ignoring’ I mean that I haven’t replied to the one email he sent me yesterday morning. I suspect he isn’t bothered one way or the other. I decided at the weekend (for the 145th time) that we are entirely finished and I will disregard any attempts he makes at contact. I don’t know why he continues to drag this mess out. He’d be doing us both a big favour if he just let it (and me) go. Leaving the path clear for my Toboggan-bogging Prince.