Lalalaaaaaaa!

I have rhinocerositis! Been given nosedrops and have to go back to docs in a month if I still have my cough. Another month of this cough and I will have no throat left.

Dave passed his MOT, not with flying colours though. Needed a few bits and bobs but he'll be fine next year as I'm not driving him a fraction as much as I used to.

Telly is up and running, trying my hardest not to spend the rest of my life in bed.

FRIDAY TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW!

(And payday!)

Tazo Tealicious! With banana bread - immense!!

My new telly arrived today. Unfortunately I cant watch it as I dont have an aerial, but am hoping I will have that sorted by the weekend so I dont need to get out of bed AT ALL. Oh but I do need to get out of bed because I have an appointment on Saturday. Well there's nothing on telly on Saturday morning anyway.

Had a crap day at work today. Absolutely utterly hate work with a passion. I'm going to the doctor on Wednesday so here's hoping he signs me off for 3 years. I'm not sure 'Hatred of Work' is an acceptable illness though.

Dave's going in for his MOT & service this week. I cant remember which day though. I'm sooooooooo skint. I'm scared to go into my bank account. And my mortgage is an extra £200 next month because I need to pay extra interest or something.....not sure.

Money money money.

Mmmmm Bisto....(cept its banana bread)

Mmmm wish banana bread would hurry up and cook. But I have another hour to wait. Nearly made schoolboy error and put in 1lb of sugar instead of 1lb of bananas, that would NOT have been nice. Made soup again tonight, a different one this time, is luuurvely.

Weekend was fairly uneventful (very uneventful if you compare it to last weekend!!!!).

Work is uneventful as ever, I still hate it. Lawnmower Man was off today so that made it slightly more enjoyable. And he's on a course Thursday & Friday waahey!!

Eeeek

I just ordered this:

Indulgent

Shooby shooby!!

Dry Bolk

Ben from X Factor is a bogger, gads.

What do people see in that???

Blah blah blah blaaaah

Uch. How dare someone ruin my flat for me? Its the 'not knowing'. If I knew what had happened then I could sort it out easier in my mind. But because I dont know I'm going through all the "what ifs?" and driving myself (& Mister Man) insane.

I'm (unfortunately) going back to work tomorrow. I have the dread. I cant abide the place but there you go. It could be worse. I dont know how but it could be. Tonight is teambuilding. I'm heart sorry that I missed it. Truly. I love 10 pin bowling. Its ever so hygienic.

Finally caught up with Kerry tonight. I thought she was gone for 2 weeks cos I hadnt heard a dicky bird from her last week. She has some stories that lassie. You cant take her anywhere. I could tell from the voicemail she left me that she had something to tell me, so I thought she'd got engaged on the piste (have no idea what this means but I know it has something to do with skiing, "piste" not "engaged") which sounds mighty nice, getting engaged in the snow under a sparkly sunshine. But no, she got a concussion and hospitalised. I should have known really.

I couldnt deal with any more urine today so I still have a boxroom filled with bicarbonate of soda. Will buy white vinegar tomorrow and re-scrub tomorrow night. Idiot idiot boy.

So anyway, tomorrow. Will go out for bus at 7.10. Get on bus at 8.40ish. Get into work late. Go through all the crap left on my desk. Get given more crap. Wish I hadnt come back to work. Go out for a walk at lunch. Come back. Deal with crap. Go for bus at 4.45, get on bus at 5.30 (if I'm lucky) and home for 6.30. Thursday is crap and timesheets. Friday is crap.

Crap crap crappity crap. Crap!

Wowser!

I just got 4961 Boots Advantage Points! Because I had the wrong card registered online. Which meant all my online shopping points were being put on the wrong card!

Its all fixed now and I now have over £110 worth of points - eeeek!

Soup!

I just made the yummiest soup in the world ever. I'm blogging the recipe so I cant forget it (cos I kinda made it up as I went along).

1 huge potato
1 big leek
2 carrots
1.25 pint of chicken stock
3 slice of smoked bacon
Salt
Pepper
Pinch of mixed herbs

Sautee potato and leek
Bung water in pot
Bung potato and leek in pot
Grate carrots
Bung in pot
Fry bacon
Cut up, bung in pot
Wee bit of salt, pepper & herbs

Simmer for a wee while - and done!

Was it really that easy??

Crap Weekend!

Saturday
In bed all day with a cold.

Saturday Night
I was woken at 4am this morning by someone outside my door making strange noises. So I phoned police to get them to come and see who was in the close as I was terrified.

Straight after, I phoned James who luckily was in a taxi home. So he and his pal, Grant, came here to kick hell out whoever was terrorising me.

James and Grant arrived before the police so up the stairs they came. I heard them talking to someone and finally plucked up the courage to have a look through my peekhole. I could see the outline of someone through the glass in my door but couldn’t make out much else. Thru the peekhole I could see someone sitting on the floor right outside my door. After a couple of minutes, James told me it was ok and to open my door. It was a girl !!

A girl sitting in a puddle of her own pee.

Not neddy, smartly dress, spoke nicely. She didn’t say much, she was obviously off her face. All they managed to get out of her was that she lived in Erskine. So what she was doing outside my door I do not know.

The police arrived and asked James, Grant and I to go into the flat so they could speak to her alone. Grant retrieved his kebab from the puddle of pee and in we went. About 10 minutes later the police knocked on the door and said that they were going to take her to the local taxi rank so she could get a taxi home.

Once everything had died down I went out and mopped up the pee then we all went to sleep.

Sunday
On Sunday, I took the boys to the pub, then mum & I went to Tesco as I have no food as per usual (no food yet I seem to be putting on a helluva lot of weight!). Came home, unpacked shopping and attempted to tidy up flat a wee bit. Was putting some stuff in the boxroom when I noticed a towel lying on the floor, I picked it up to discover it was soaking and all my boxroom carpet was soaking too. Someone (GRANT) had used my boxroom as a frigging toilet pan!! So that was MORE pee I had to clean up.

I’m so unamused right now.

If I got my arse out of bed I could go up town and do a wee bit of shopping before I meet Helen & Louise. Bed is so lovely though.

We moved floors yesterday. I went out to the pub. And came back and it mostly was all done. Ooops. So then I spent 2 hours chatting to the movers and generally doing nothing. There's nothing I could have done anyway. I would have been in the road. Dreading going in on Monday though. Everyone is going to be moaning about stuff. Thank god I'm hidden away.

I might try and get Dave back today before I go for lunch.

Nearly ten o'clock already, time flies on Saturday mornings!