What is she on??

Email conversation between Louise and I.... (names have been changed to protect the innocent!)

From: Kirsty
Sent: 08 November 2006 11:31
To: Louise
Subject: RE:

God this place is sooo annoying. Am thinking bout going to docs with depression and getting signed off til Jan.
I WISH!

-----Original Message-----
From: Louise
Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2006 11:35 AM
To: Kirsty
Subject: RE:

Hahaha, he'll tell you you have stress. Honestly, you have to be totally off the wall to get signed off with depression these days. My pal Mungo has been diagnosed before and even sent to a quack. She does have some issues mind. Hehe

-----Original Message-----
From: Kirsty
Sent: 08 November 2006 11:43
To: Louise
Subject: RE:

i would go to a quack. I could tell them some stories!

-----Original Message-----
From: Louise
Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2006 11:46 AM
To: Kirsty
Subject: RE:

I think I'd like to go to one too. Imagine how good it would be just to let rip and know that it's going no further

-----Original Message-----
From: Kirsty
Sent: 08 November 2006 11:49
To: Louise
Subject: RE:

I know. Altho i wonder if they swap stories at their quack conventions.

-----Original Message-----
From: Louise
Sent: Wednesday, November 08, 2006 11:46 AM
To: Kirsty
Subject: RE:

Oh most definitely. When I worked in The Nimrod Partnership my boss went to one. He loved the ducks in the canal outside and he came in one day ranting and raving saying "I knew it, they know, they flamin know". I asked what he was on about and he said he had duck for his dinner the previous night and when he drove into the car park a duck jumped onto the bonnet of his car - he said it knew he had ate duck.