My Tongue

It appears I have an infected tongue.

This is causing much hilarity in my little world however it is actually bloody sore and I am missing my food!

Everyone is asking how I ended up with an infected tongue....I entirely blame Mister Man. But I cant tell them that, can I! So I'm putting it down to too hot chilli, a spicy pizza, too much chocolate, and biting my fingers too much. Its not Mister Man's fault at all though, I just like trying to make him feel bad. And one of these days he might!