Hmm Where Do I Begin?

Had a couple of rather interesting days there. I think non-payer had decided to avenge my dumping him out of Dave episode. OMG I cant be arsed typing all this out. To cut a long story short he emailed me, I replied with a cheeky remark. He took great exception to this and sent the email to my Project Manager (and a random mechanical engineer?). I have access to my Project Manager's inbox so seen what he had done, much hilarity ensued.

The following morning he sends me an email direct complaining about my cheeky email to him. It must have been playing on his mind all night hee hee! I hum and haw trying to decide whether to email him back myself or let the bosses deal with it. After careful consideration I decided to let the bosses deal with it. He gets pulled up for being a complete wank and I havent seen sight of him since! Lalalalaaaa!

Here is the copy and paste job of said email (note: some details have been changed to protect the innocent, i.e. me being sued or something on the off chance of someone coming across this!)

Oh and before you starting reading I should tell you that he isn't a doctor. He is an engineer. Who likes to call himself doctor. Perhaps I shall start calling myself Doctor! Doctor Kirsty. I like it man!

Anyway enjoy the emails.....I know I did!


-----Original Message-----
From: Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor
Sent: Monday, August 28, 2006 10:03 AM
To: Minute Originator Cc: Kirsty
Subject: Minutes of Meeting
Importance: High

Any idea when these minutes will be available as I need to come up to speed with the discussions?

Thanks,

Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor

-----Original Message-----
From: Kirsty
Sent: 28 August 2006 10:05
To: Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor; Minute Originator
Subject: Minutes of Meeting

As long as it takes me to decipher Jim's handwriting.

-----Original Message-----
From: Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor
Sent: Monday, August 28, 2006 10:07 AM
To: Kirsty; Minute Originator
Subject: Minutes of Meeting

Its not that bad, I've seen it too!! Can we agree to get these out today?

-----Original Message-----
From: Kirsty
Sent: 28 August 2006 10:09
To: Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor; Minute Originator
Subject: Minutes of Meeting

Well if its that easy you can type them up.

-----Original Message-----
From: Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor
Sent: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 08:22 AM
To: Kirsty
Subject: Minutes of Meeting

Kirsty,

I am not sure if I misinterpreted your email yesterday, or just caught you on a bad day, but I really don't appreciate this kind of reply. If I need you to do something for me then I don't expect to be told to do it myself. We'll leave it like that and say no more about it but I hope it doesn't happen again.

Doctor I'm So Important I Call Myself Doctor

Can you believe it!! Practically the whole site is laughing up their sleeves at him now, its the best email ever! Kerry said it sounds like someone out of the Office, and omg do I agree with that!! Its VERY David Brent! Doctor David Brent I mean.

I emailed his email to my Project Manager and my actual boss. He got pulled and told that I do NOT work for him and not to piss off the Secretary.

Ayyymen to that fuckwits!