Dave

After his flat tyre at the weekend Dave appears to have another little problem.

Last night on the way home I discovered that sometimes when I'm flooring it, the accelerator pedal stays floored even when my foot has come off it!

I had a scary scary moment whilst behind a very slow Jaguar. Fortunately I remembered that as well as an accelerator, I also have a brake pedal.

I wonder if there's an old Opal Fruit stuck underneath my accelerator.

I wish mechanics would come to me instead of me having to go to them. I must check yell.com for mobile mechanics.

Very very bored today. Still no motivation. If my dad could see me, he'd say I need a 'tonic'. I say I need a good night out and a bucketful of vodka! Or a big kick up the erse!!