"And now the end is near, and we must face the final curtain"

Awwww tonight is the finale of Big Brother (apart from the BBQ on Sunday).

No more Dicky put downs, no more Nikki tantrums, no more Petey weirdness, no more Glynn being Welsh haha.

Will Pete and Nikki stay together outside the house? Will Aisleyne have to be surgically removed from her thong and Dickie from his cowboy hat? Will Glynn become prime minister? Will Jennie's boyfriend be at her eviction? Will someone chuck a glass of acid over Grace?

Thank god for Heat magazine!