I HATE SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS!

I am so fecked off.

Now been roped into going to some stupid engagement party on Saturday for someone who used to work in Leanne's work. Feck sake, just tell them you aint going.

I felt like saying "I'll go to that if I can ditch the hen night and the wedding". There's still no venue for the hen night anyway and I think its in 2 weeks time. Maybe 3. Bought a "sorry I cant go to your wedding" card, and told her that I couldnt go alone so think that one's sorted. I will get very drunk before the hen night and that will be that one sorted.

Anyway I have a plan for the stupid engagement party. Am going to stand outside smoking all night. And that's that one sorted!

I may be alone here but there is nothing I hate more than going to some event where I dont know anybody. Its horrible! I hate the feeling of dread I get in the run up to it and I hate the feeling of sheer boredom when I get there. Especially if its older people and they're yakking in my ear about their bloody kids or their other halves. I couldnt give a flying feck about somebody's screaming brat or their boring old fart of a husband. I generally spend as much time as I can in the loo texting anyone I can think of (except Kerry as she is Billy-No-Texts). But now we have that lovely new law that sends smokers outside, its a gift from the heavens!

I can see myself becoming a chain smoker.