Thursday, September 28, 2006

Bliss

I'm off today.

I'm going up town to spend huge amounts of money on clothes, shoes, bags, jewellery, make up and hopefully that will instill a wee bit of confidence into me. Although what's probably going to happen is nothing will fit me cos of my short arsed fat body and I'll come home and cry!

Ah well. I'll enjoy the pub lunch anyway!

It bugs me that all I do on this blog is moan. I'm not entirely comfortable with it.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

PMSL

Swear to god I just nearly spewed up my baked potato......

http://www.dancesisterdance.com/myvid/index.php?v=02955652174cd

Best thing ever!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Monday, September 18, 2006

Shopping & other stuff

God I hate shopping. What is the deal with the shops just now? Full of bloody vests that go down to my knees, hooded tops and frigging granny blouses. Just back from Braehead. Was in every shop (including Bank and USC which I never go in to) with a bottle of cleanser and some moisturiser!! The shops are PISH!

I tried on a pair of jeans in River Island but they were too big and did nothing for me, but I very nearly bought them just so I could say I'd bought something! I actually went into River Island to try on a pair of boots I'd seen on the internet. But the Braehead River Island didnt have them. It wasnt until I got home that I remembered it was actually on the Schuh website I'd seen them. Dooooh.

I got my doodahs this morning. Its very weird. I was a fortnight late. But Bellend came over yesterday and they arrived today. Last month when I was late they didnt come until he came over either. What is that all about???

Oh my gosh, the cramp pain was incredible. I was crawling around the living room on my hands and knees cos I couldnt stand up straight. I took 4 ibuprofen but they seemed to take forever to kick in! Also when I get my doodahs I make lots of chocolate puddings, I must have lost a stone and a half today. Maybe thats how come the jeans in River Island were too big for me! Haha.

I took James to Pizza Express for dinner. I got a total crap pizza, his was kick ass but very HOT! It made my eyes water! And I went to Tesco and got some goodies. A huge bar of dark chocolate, hubba hubba!

And that's that! Weekend was entirely non eventful. Apart from doing so much internet shopping that I again cant actually remember what I've ordered. Off the top of my head I can remember:

a magazine subscription

a cashmere cardigan for my mum












a Le Creuset spatula spoon












a body hair trimmer (for my legs!!)












some more straighteners








Christy towels















Christmas wrapping paper
And a year's worth or road tax!

I have 2 birthdays this month (Sen Man & Leanne). Am wondering if either of them would like a body hair trimmer and a spatula.....?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Gutted

I have a mouldy muffin.

Tomorrow is a bank holiday in Irvine but because I dont work for an Irvine company I have to go into work. Bums!

Also a bank holiday on Monday but I'm hoping to get that one off.

Alison's wedding on Saturday, cant believe the time has flown in so quickly.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Must Post More

Work

Dearie me I've been v lax when it comes to blogging recently. In truth things have been bloody hectic at work and I've been a tired bunny so I havent had the chance nor the inclination.

I'm moving back to the Glasgow Office in October but not because its been busy, there's nowt wrong with being busy. I'm moving back cos I hate my new desk. Its pish! The whole row of guys looks into my wee area and I've lost 6lbs since I moved cos I feel too para to eat anything. So neways I phoned Sandra on Friday to talk about rescheduling a meeting and at the end of the conversation she asked me if I fancied coming back to Glasgow to allow the secretary at Prestwick to move to Irvine therefore letting her keep her job! So I'm doing someone a huuuge favour AND doing myself one (I hope).

I havent spoken to that Bitch Alison since last Monday (which means a week now). I know this is all down to her and her big ole wrinkly mouth. But hey ho.

Weekend

Was knackered all weekend. Friday night I was supposed to be getting a takeaway with Leanne. But James and I ended up taking my mum & dad out to dinner. We went to Chiquitos in Xscape. I got a beef chilli burrito, then a chocolate fudge brownie sundae. It was delish! Dad ended up paying so so much for us taking them out!

Saturday - stupid new neighbours downstairs were here at the back of 8am drilling and stuff for the 2nd Saturday running. Was really fed up all day Friday and it rolled over into Saturday so by 11am I was ready for jumping out the bedroom window just to get away from the noise. Ended up at my mum's, then they decided they were going a run to some garden centre. I offered to take them and give my dad a break from driving. After the garden centre we went for a wee run to Largs and had an icey from Nardinis. I got home to my wee flat just in time for X Factor. I love getting home.

Sunday - mum & dad came up. Mum dusted (she enjoys it!!) and dad fitted a venetian blind to my bedroom window. Its brill, I can now keek out my window without anyone seeing me!! Haha!

And thats that! All very unexciting.

Today I was up at his office. We werent doin the do. Just messing about. He's gorgeous. And I'll miss him loads.

Monday, September 04, 2006

omg i'm just fighting battles all the time, ah cannae handle it man!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

D&P

Woohoo Dalziell & Pascoe's back!!

I heart Peter Pascoe!