Lalalala!!!

Non-payer is oot ma car! Didn't even offer a cent in payment when he got out, but who cares - he's gone baaaaby!

Poor Mr R.A. is stuck with him now but he said if Non-Payer doesnt pay him then he's oot the car. He has one week and if he doesnt pay thats it.

The above is the last time I am going to mention him. Unless something happens that is sooo exciting I have to report it.

I'm focusing on the good stuff now...

.....it's Friday - it's Payday - and I can have one hell of a lie in tomorrow.

Fink Mr B wants to come over this weekend as he has been hanging around like a bad smell but I'm not up for it. He can fuck off on holiday next weekend for 2 weeks without his YHYH thank you very much.

My coco pop hurts.

The Bugger

I swear he seduces me with his eyes!!!

Sweet or Sour?

I dont know whether I should be proud of myself or thoroughly ashamed of myself.

My glands feel swollen and my throat feels tight so that tells me I should be ashamed of myself. Either that or I've been stressing out big time and makin myself feel ill.

Anyway, got rid of non-payer. He's gone. Kicked to the kerb. Left out in the cold.

It was horrible horrible but the bad feeling would only have built up until I really hated him so its for the best in the long run.....it really is!!! I'm doing my best to convince myself here. He has a car, he just has to put his foot down and tell his burd that he's taking his car ffs. I'm pretty sure she works in Renfrew. If she does work in Renfrew (like a mile down the road) then there's no excuse for him having to mooch lifts to Irvine, FGS be a man and put your foot down!

Enough moaning now, nearly time to go!! Yippeeee!!!

P.S. No emails and no texts - go me!!! (Not that he sent me anything to reply to but still....)

Willpower......Mince

I have no willpower. Fact.

I suck. Fact.

And so it begins

Monday Monday

• Painted a scaffolder's fingernails pink
• Ate a Dairy Milk McFlurry and a double cheeseburger - in that order
• Got stuck in a traffic jam for an hour with my petrol light flashing at me
• Realised I'm never going to win the office world cup sweep http://www.ewins.uklinux.net/wc2006/index.php?GRP=10
• Agreed to take a very tall man into work.......now 3 men and me in my little Yaris.....I fear for my suspension
• I learned pork scratchings are made from toenails (thanks Kerry!!!)
• And last but most definitely not least.....I only emailed him once (and that was because he phoned me and asked me to email him a document - but I didnt put any message on, just the document!! I promise)